spilled a smoothie. hit a guy in the head with my guitar. gettin the stink eye from everyone on this flight but hey…. Made the flight!!!!!
Spent the night in the hospital because I got heat exhaustion at Creation Fest East yesterday. I appreciate http://instagr.am/p/MgWLB5rapZ/
Pizza is better if eaten with ranch dressing..don’t argue with me..
Sorry random stranger on Facebook, I cannot in good conscience approve of your listing me as your family member.
Someone invent a NO LIFE alert so you can push a button and tons of people show up and hang out with you.